Wanomttip is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful capybara.
Wanomttip created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Wanomttip, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Wanomttip, she will be very unhappy.
Wanomttip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Wanomttip's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.