Pakrillmitbesstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent fairy.

Pakrillmitbesstrag created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakrillmitbesstrag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pakrillmitbesstrag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Pakrillmitbesstrag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pakrillmitbesstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pakrillmitbesstrag on top of all buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.