Gatbamnurttarcidgen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, impressive hamster.

Gatbamnurttarcidgen created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatbamnurttarcidgen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gatbamnurttarcidgen, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gatbamnurttarcidgen's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gatbamnurttarcidgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never paint your legs magenta.

4. Erect seven gold sculptures of Gatbamnurttarcidgen on top of important buildings.

5. Always help snails.