Dudgov is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful finch.
Dudgov created Africa four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Dudgov, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in Dudgov, he will be mildly annoyed.
Dudgov's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Dudgov's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Run away from pink sheep, for they are unholy.
3. Never skip in holy places.
4. Never paint your feet yellow.
5. Never eat green fruit.