Tangudmat is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous jackal.
Tangudmat created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in Tangudmat, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in Tangudmat, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Tangudmat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Tangudmat's Holy Commandments1. Never mention shrews.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Tangudmat loves mites, so they must be respected.
5. Never pour water over plants.