Wiktafcid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, amazing bird.

Wiktafcid created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiktafcid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wiktafcid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wiktafcid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Wiktafcid's Holy Commandments

1. Wiktafcid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Always help great tits in need.