Pangkanfad is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain lobster.
Pangkanfad created an up quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in Pangkanfad, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Pangkanfad, it will not care.
Pangkanfad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Pangkanfad's Holy Commandments1. Always wear mauve.
2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Never talk about planets.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.