Parkjabsad is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful beaver.
Parkjabsad created light nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in Parkjabsad, it will not care.
If you do not believe in Parkjabsad, it will think nothing of it.
Parkjabsad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Parkjabsad's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in the presence of voles.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. Always help sick foxes.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never mention shrews.