Pangepvidrawflag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing parrot.

Pangepvidrawflag created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pangepvidrawflag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pangepvidrawflag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Pangepvidrawflag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pangepvidrawflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Pangepvidrawflag loves badgers, so they must be respected.