Ditsakwap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, astonishing bear.

Ditsakwap created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditsakwap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ditsakwap, it will not care at all.

Ditsakwap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ditsakwap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.