Hubnulpogrull is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witless bat.

Hubnulpogrull created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubnulpogrull, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hubnulpogrull, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hubnulpogrull's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hubnulpogrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.