Tarhugpon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast hamster.

Tarhugpon created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarhugpon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tarhugpon, she will come to you in dreams.

Tarhugpon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tarhugpon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Run away if three goats approach from the north.