Linartsis is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage dolphin.

Linartsis created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linartsis, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Linartsis, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Linartsis' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Linartsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not take Linartsis' name in vain.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never skip in the presence of gulls.

5. Never run in holy places.