Rawbotpit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing mole.

Rawbotpit created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbotpit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rawbotpit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Rawbotpit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rawbotpit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.