Dinmobnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered duck.

Dinmobnarl created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinmobnarl, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dinmobnarl, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dinmobnarl's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dinmobnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Run away from mauve snails, for they are unholy.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must love Dinmobnarl.