Nigdunlid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, flying armadillo.

Nigdunlid created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigdunlid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigdunlid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nigdunlid's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nigdunlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nigdunlid.