Jonfossdad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental coyote.

Jonfossdad created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonfossdad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jonfossdad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jonfossdad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jonfossdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Run away from fawn monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Respect your elders.