Barncenfid Arpmidcinquam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, charitable camel.

Barncenfid Arpmidcinquam created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Barncenfid Arpmidcinquam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Barncenfid Arpmidcinquam, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Barncenfid Arpmidcinquam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Barncenfid Arpmidcinquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Run away if four cats approach from the south.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat green fruit.