Sakflag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast salamander.

Sakflag created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakflag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sakflag, he will turn you into a mole.

Sakflag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sakflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Hide if six rats approach from the west.