Bitgunvog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying penguin.

Bitgunvog created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitgunvog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bitgunvog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bitgunvog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bitgunvog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bitgunvog.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Fast once a month.