Wiplidbam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, staggering eagle.

Wiplidbam created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiplidbam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wiplidbam, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Wiplidbam's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wiplidbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Do not covet oxen.