Kipceptip is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast shrew.

Kipceptip created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kipceptip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kipceptip, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Kipceptip's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Kipceptip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.