Bingepjam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying sheep.

Bingepjam created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bingepjam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bingepjam, it will turn you into a tree.

Bingepjam's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bingepjam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bingepjam first in all things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.