Mumnilvag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate fish.

Mumnilvag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnilvag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mumnilvag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mumnilvag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mumnilvag's Holy Commandments

1. Mumnilvag loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.