Aflistsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, proud fox.

Aflistsaf created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Aflistsaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Aflistsaf, he will destroy your home solar system.

Aflistsaf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Aflistsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Aflistsaf's priests.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Run away if eight pigs approach from the east.