Hunhuntig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, cheerful chicken.

Hunhuntig created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunhuntig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hunhuntig, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hunhuntig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hunhuntig's Holy Commandments

1. Hunhuntig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.