Wikcudhivyikdussquartbumflab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humorless donkey.

Wikcudhivyikdussquartbumflab created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikcudhivyikdussquartbumflab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wikcudhivyikdussquartbumflab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wikcudhivyikdussquartbumflab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wikcudhivyikdussquartbumflab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wikcudhivyikdussquartbumflab.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikcudhivyikdussquartbumflab.

3. You must love Wikcudhivyikdussquartbumflab.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not chop down trees.