Flaphubsak is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating pigeon.

Flaphubsak created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flaphubsak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flaphubsak, he will turn you into a hamster.

Flaphubsak's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flaphubsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Flaphubsak loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flaphubsak.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Never jump near monkeys.