Vinflatvolrak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awesome fox.

Vinflatvolrak created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinflatvolrak, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vinflatvolrak, he will turn you into a slug.

Vinflatvolrak's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vinflatvolrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Never laugh in the presence of rats.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.