Cemwiprutt Pibdidkab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, competent hippopotamus.

Cemwiprutt Pibdidkab created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cemwiprutt Pibdidkab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cemwiprutt Pibdidkab, it will turn you into a worm.

Cemwiprutt Pibdidkab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cemwiprutt Pibdidkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Never sit near eagles.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat bark.