Fad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sage goose.

Fad created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Fad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never bounce in the presence of ants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Retreat if eight doves approach from the north.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.