Misbasssaf is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring fairy.

Misbasssaf created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Misbasssaf, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Misbasssaf, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Misbasssaf's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Misbasssaf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five geese approach from the north.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Hide if three dolphins approach from the west.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.