Jinbafgov is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking dog.

Jinbafgov created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Jinbafgov, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jinbafgov, he will turn you into a mole.

Jinbafgov's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jinbafgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away from cyan seals, for they are unholy.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Put Jinbafgov first in all things.