Fidyatgab Flabgudbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless giraffe.

Fidyatgab Flabgudbarn created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidyatgab Flabgudbarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fidyatgab Flabgudbarn, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fidyatgab Flabgudbarn's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fidyatgab Flabgudbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Never wear blue tights.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not shave your hands.