Jarnjadmin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair wyrm.

Jarnjadmin created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnjadmin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jarnjadmin, she will curse you with boils.

Jarnjadmin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jarnjadmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide if nine moths approach from the east.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. You must love Jarnjadmin.