Cabcad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet hummingbird.

Cabcad created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabcad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cabcad, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cabcad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cabcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cabcad on top of all buildings.

5. Always help cats in need.