Hitbuslak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic wren.

Hitbuslak created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitbuslak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hitbuslak, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hitbuslak's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hitbuslak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.