Tinontxen Wanmutlat Sawjapzak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, capable toad.

Tinontxen Wanmutlat Sawjapzak created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinontxen Wanmutlat Sawjapzak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tinontxen Wanmutlat Sawjapzak, it will come to you in dreams.

Tinontxen Wanmutlat Sawjapzak's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tinontxen Wanmutlat Sawjapzak's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tinontxen Wanmutlat Sawjapzak first in all things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tinontxen Wanmutlat Sawjapzak.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Tinontxen Wanmutlat Sawjapzak must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.