Flowfidkim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong unicorn.

Flowfidkim created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowfidkim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flowfidkim, it will boil you in a big pot.

Flowfidkim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Flowfidkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help goats.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.