Tombopget is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, charitable hippopotamus.

Tombopget created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tombopget, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tombopget, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tombopget's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tombopget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.