Bopyamcan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless swan.

Bopyamcan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopyamcan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bopyamcan, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bopyamcan's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bopyamcan's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.