Yikvanrot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent goat.

Yikvanrot created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikvanrot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yikvanrot, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yikvanrot's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yikvanrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Never laugh near snails.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.