Bellquamvon is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bellquamvon created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellquamvon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bellquamvon, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bellquamvon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bellquamvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never skip in the presence of seals.