Barntamgov is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent meerkat.

Barntamgov created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Barntamgov, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Barntamgov, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Barntamgov's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Barntamgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Do not make images of living things.