Kaptalpasbuglaksatsugmot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, contented owl.

Kaptalpasbuglaksatsugmot created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kaptalpasbuglaksatsugmot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kaptalpasbuglaksatsugmot, he will not care at all.

Kaptalpasbuglaksatsugmot's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Kaptalpasbuglaksatsugmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never feed aubergines to eagles while wearing red ear rings.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kaptalpasbuglaksatsugmot.