Manyakpig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring faun.

Manyakpig created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Manyakpig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Manyakpig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Manyakpig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Manyakpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Manyakpig loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat garlic.