Nurlyimfed is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind troll.

Nurlyimfed created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlyimfed, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurlyimfed, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nurlyimfed's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nurlyimfed's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nurlyimfed.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurlyimfed.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nurlyimfed on top of all buildings.