Bellfubkab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, impressive dugong.

Bellfubkab created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellfubkab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bellfubkab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bellfubkab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bellfubkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide from blue whales for they are unholy.