Japdutyog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental grasshopper.

Japdutyog created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Japdutyog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Japdutyog, it will think nothing of it.

Japdutyog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Japdutyog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japdutyog.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Always help sick mice.