Cidganban is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous bird.

Cidganban created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidganban, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cidganban, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cidganban's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cidganban's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cidganban.

2. Always obey Cidganban's priests.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Do not make images of living things.